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Five Rules in Life

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Five Rules to Remember in Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Jan Horn wrote:Five Rules to Remember in Life

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
He may come in handy later.

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You are not a pessimist; you are a realist! Great words of wisdom.
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