BEFORE MARRIAGE
John Ah….. at last I can hardly wait!
Jane Do you want me to leave?
John No! Don’t even think about it!
Jane Do you love me?
John Of course! I always have and always will!
Jane Have you ever cheated on me?
John No! Why are you even asking?
Jane Will you kiss me?
John Every chance I get!
Jane Will you hit me?
John Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane Can I trust you?
John Yes!
Jane Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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BEFORE MARRIAGE
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Re: BEFORE MARRIAGE
Goooooood!!!

I was a parent with my first child. I'm now a referee now that I have two children.
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